Weirdness…
Weirdness…
I was watching this late night news,
After a heavy meal of Bacon Carbonara.
Battling my sleepyhead; Oh I must refuse,
As I lay in bed comfy in my pajama.
It was past
midnight , consciously awake, but not for my honey,
‘Coz I’m aware of my tummy; still full and bloated.
I try hard not to fall, but my eyes are getting drowsy,
Until those thunder ruined my dreams and got distorted!
Boy, oh boy, oh boy! Was I surprised or what?
I heard weird noises from somewhere,
Though I’m not sure either from this or that?
I just want it to shut up for all I care.
Then this static from my t.v. popped,
Interfered slightly my favorite show.
So I switched and pressed ‘til my remote dropped,
Bending to my left, reached it, and wallah…there it glows!
In my cabinet were my selected toy collection,
One of them blinking, with robotic sounds.
Scary enough for me, not to mention, facing in my direction!
Horrible I thought, I hope it won’t crawl down to the ground.
I shook my hubby’s arm, to show him what dazzled me,
He peek through in his one eye, even if he’s mighty sleepy.
“Arrrrggghhh…” Like a pirate he mumbled suddenly,
It’s ZURG me right, whuuuuaaat? My favorite toy from ‘Toy Story’?
But I bought him 8 years ago together with his buddies.
From then on, I placed him inside my cabinet,
Never played with them with my homies,
That’s one thing for sure I could not forget.
It kept on beeping with 3 different sounds recorded,
Just like in a movie he portrayed; quite funny and absurd.
It was kind a creepy, actually I didn’t know how it started?
My theory was the thunder’s vibration that occurred.
After some pondering, I decided to sleep,
But it does no good, for the noise was absolutely annoying.
Starring at him, how could it possibly beep?
It doesn’t have a battery; worst, it keeps on going and going!
It continuously alerted my senses ‘til sunrise came,
My mind had gone crazy,
That has set my insomia into shame,
Rattled me that night, oh poor me!
How could this possibly be?
It was kept long enough,
Until it sounded, and tested my ability,
Partly to teach me sometime to laugh,
And separate science from scary facts,
That life is one WEIRD shit to interact!
(Dedicated to my favorite violet toy Zurg
From Toy Story1 and 2)
